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May 2013

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Tell The Bartender Episode 10: Leaps of Faith

May 31, 2013

Listen to Episode 10: Leaps of Faith

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In This Episode:

The Best Ex: Keith and Chemda, hosts of the popular comedy podcast Keith and the Girl, tell the story of their break up. It was a bit complicated by the fact that they had just written a book about relationships, and had already signed a contract with their publisher agreeing not to break up for a year.

Be The Cat: Mitchell Bisschop never thought seriously about religion until he dated a Scientologist. Then he made a dramatic leap of faith.

PLUS new music from Jackie Brubaker, limericks for listeners, and Katharine accidentally gets audio of her neighbors having loud sex while recording an intro. ALSO, Katharine is now accepting tips!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Tell the Bartender is coming LIVE to a bar near you! Join us July 8th at 8:00pm at Union Hall in Brooklyn for a night of stories, drinks and games. With special guest LIZZ WINSTEAD and an appearance by our own Matty Blake to play “Craigslist Ad or Casting Notice!” Tickets are $10 and available here.

Keith and Chemda are the co-hosts of the very popular comedy podcast, Keith and the Girl. They are also authors of the book, What Do We Do Now?: Keith and The Girl’s Smart Answers to Your Stupid Relationship Questions. Separately, Keith is a stand-up comedian, and Chemda is a singer and hosts her own podcast,  What’s My Name Show. Here they are looking badass.

keith-chemda-studioMitchell Bisschop is an LA based producer, writer and director at Grey Pop Productions. Here he is in an amazing parody of the MTV show Catfish:

Music Credits:

“Setting Sun” by Chris Powers

“Johnny and June” by Jackie Brubaker

“Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda” by Jackie Brubaker

“Four Provinces” by The Walkmen

“Bottled in Cork” by Ted Leo & The Pharmacists


Source: Tell The Bartender
http://tellthebartender.com/2013/05/31/tell-the-bartender-episode-10-leaps-of-faith/

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Around Brooklyn

Brooklyn Mac Opens in Dumbo

May 31, 2013

Brooklyn Mac

Brooklyn Mac menu

Brooklyn Mac opened its Dumbo location last week (a take out location). Their menu includes mac n’ cheese flavors based on Brooklyn neighborhood names. They are asking the community to for sugggestions on flavors for Brooklyn Mac Dumbo. Winner will be announced on June 1, 2013.

Brooklyn Mac (brooklynmac.com)
59 Pearl Street (61 Pearl Street Entrance), Brooklyn NY 11201
brooklynmacandcheese@gmail.com


Source: Dumbo NYC
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DumboNyc/~3/SzFUrlpaBqA/

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Books

Brooklyn Bugle Book Club: “The Hanging Garden” by Patrick White

May 31, 2013

Image via Amazon.com

Who am I? Will I ever be at home anywhere? These are some of the questions that haunt the two refugees at the center of Patrick White’s novel “The Hanging Garden.” Or rather, they are at the center of what is evidently the first part of a manuscript that was found unfinished in White’s desk at this death in 1990. Unfinished novels are a problem, for literary executors and for reviewers – how do we know what the author intended? In his afterword David Marr, White’s biographer, makes a compelling case for publishing “The Hanging Garden:” White did not destroy the manuscript, unlike many of his other papers and letters, and kept working on it. Though it’s unfinished, the work stands on its own as a skilled and moving novella.

Eirene Sklavos and Gil Horsfall–the first half-Greek, half-British, the other Anglo-Indian–fetch up at the Sydney, Australia home of Mrs. Bulpit after they are evacuated from their homes, in Greece and London respectively, during the Second World War. Eirene is secure in the love of her mother, who has brought her to Australia after Eirene’s Greek, and partisan, father is murdered. Gil traveled with a group of boys. Both are well aware of their inconsequence on the face of a vast and indifferent world. Here’s White’s description of Gil’s arrival in Sydney:

Already the faces of the other boys his forced companions of so many weeks were closing against one another as a fresh phase of life swallowed them up. So he went and stood on the edge of the pier, on the edge of the harbour, which by now was a sheet of silver that was stitched with details of gulls’ wings. There was a smell of weed and shellfish rising as the sea sucked at slimy woodwork underpinning the world of human traffic.

Mrs. Bulpit lives in one of Sydney’s middle-class suburbs, Neutral Bay. Australia, Sydney, and Mrs. Bulpit herself are bewildering both to Gil and to Eirene. White is the only Australian to win the Nobel Prize for Literature, and his skills are in evidence throughout the book as he ably switches points of view from trudging Gil to lost-but-competent Eirene.

White is sly and subtle at describing class distinctions; in “The Hanging Garden” place is often a stand-in, one the children learn to understand. The Sydney Harbor Bridge appears and reappears. Just after Mrs. Bulpit has collected Gil from the quay, White says: “They were crossing the ghost of a great bridge.” Later, once circumstances force Gil and Eirene to move:

Asked Aunt Ally, ‘Where is Gil living now?’ She pursed up and answered, ‘With his guardian, I presume.’
‘But where?’
‘Oh somewhere–in Vaucluse.’ Her lips could barely speak the word.
‘Where is that?’ as though you didn’t know.
‘Somewhere out–the other side of the Bridge.’ Her teeth have had enough of whereabouts.
In Sydney, it seems, a bridge does not bridge, it separates.

I found this densely layered book to be a pleasure, with images that repeat and rearrange their meanings, and two children growing up in the most difficult of circumstances. I only wish I knew what White had planned for the rest of the book. What do you think might have been coming?

Have a book you want me to know about? Email me at asbowie@gmail.com. Check out my metrics blog at asbowie.blogspot.com.

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Brooklyn Heights, Celebrity Residents

Reader Report: Someone Stole A Photo From The Shrine At Adam Yauch Park

May 30, 2013

BHB reader/Instagram user “condimented” sends us this dispatch and photo regarding Adam Yauch Park:

[Someone stole stuff] from the Adam Yauch memorial in the playground. weirdly, they took the photo and the candle glass, but left the frame and the wax.

The memorial was added the weekend of the park’s dedication to the Beastie Boy, who grew up in Brooklyn Heights. He died of cancer in 2012. The shrine included a 1995 photo of Yauch, a devout Buddhist, and the Dalai Lama taken in Boston:

The memorial as it was (photo via KRRB)

Yauch’s fellow Beastie Boy, Adam “Ad-Roc” Horovitz, recently auctioned off limited edition Beastie Boys watches to benefit the park. They’ve since sold out but donations for the park’s upkeep can be made here.

And while Adam Yauch Park is still a great place for kids to play, it is also becoming, like Jim Morrison’s grave at Pére-Lachaise cemetery in Paris, a destination for Beastie’s fans from around to world to pay their respects as these social media posts attest:


Source: Brooklyn Heights Blog
http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/59588

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Health, News

SUNY Sustainability Plan: Sell or Close LICH

May 30, 2013

SUNY has released its Sustainability Plan, which focuses on preserving its teaching function at University Hospital of Brooklyn while seeking to share or transfer health care responsibilities with or to other Brooklyn hospitals and clinics and to home health care, according to The Wall Street Journal:

The proposal doesn’t guarantee that LICH will remain open, although SUNY officials and a nurses union representative said potential operators had stepped up to take over the struggling Cobble Hill institution. A Wall Street Journal analysis of the plan estimates SUNY would need to spend nearly $130 million for the LICH transfer.

NY1 quotes SUNY Downstate President John Williams as saying they are “talking to…five institutions” that may have an interest in taking over management of LICH. According to an analysis of the Sustainability Plan prepared by the Cobble Hill Association, the first mention of LICH in the Plan occurs in a footnote that says:

SUNY will review all responses received to the request for information and determine the most expeditious and financially responsible course of action to enable Downstate to exit from the operation of the Long Island College Hospital facility.

The Plan must be reviewed by the State Department of Health, which may approve it or send it back for revision.

Update: Homer’s cousin/former Cobble Hill Ass’n prexy Jeff Strabone analyzes the plan here:

Breakdown of the Sustainability Plan


Source: Brooklyn Heights Blog
http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/59561

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Brooklyn Heights, Celebrity Residents

Too Cute Comes To Brooklyn Heights

May 29, 2013

Juno with Kate, Paddington, Winnie,and Ballo

When Brooklyn Bridge Animal Welfare Coalition took in a pregnant cat who appeared  after Hurricane Sandy, the organization had no idea that she would become a TV star.

Juno gave birth to three of her own kittens, and then the magnanimous mom also adopted an orphan kitten, nursing her along with her own babies, who are now all of adoptable age and who will be featured at this Sunday’s Maddie’s Pet Adoption Days free adoption event in Union Square.

Also attending the event will be an Animal Planet television crew, filming the final episode of a Too Cute series that will feature Juno and her babies, focusing on the day that they get adopted and get to go to their forever home.

“She was just an amazing mother to her own kittens,” BBAWC’s Anne Levin said of Juno. “She’s incredibly sweet and good-natured.”

“In February we got a call from Animal Care and Control—not everyone will take orphan bottle babies, and these were particularly sad cases, and Juno was just so sweet and affectionate towards them.”

Juno has been fostered in Brooklyn Heights since she was taken in last fall, and she and the four kittens—three of her own and one she “adopted”–have been filmed every couple of weeks since they were born.

Levin doesn’t know exactly when the Juno episodes will air. Animal Planet airs in Brooklyn Heights on TWC channels 86 and 786 and FiOS 130/1565.

Click here for more photos of Juno and her babies here, and here to see other cats and kittens available for adoption from BBAWC.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Source: Brooklyn Heights Blog
http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/59554

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Brooklyn Heights, Police Blotter

84th Precinct Police Blotter – 5/28/13

May 29, 2013

A break-in at Marty Markowitz’s office; a laptop that either costs $28,500 or $2,850 is stolen; and Epic Threads are on the loose. It’s this week’s CitiBike-free blotter.

I confess, it’s been awhile between dances. I had my film premiere on the 16th and a lot of hoo-hah before and after. (BTW – the next showing is June 21st, have I mentioned?) But I’m back to the daily grind. To wit: I was wearing my headphones on the way to the 84 this morning, and it looked like some man was trying to get my attention. Was it because of Knishes? My blotter? Had I achieved my dream of getting recognized in Downtown Brooklyn? Alas: “I really want to know—how’s life as a redhead?” he asked. It’s terrific. And now for the perps.

Two women got into fisticuffs inside the Ocean View Diner last Wednesday after some late-night dining.

Two other women got into an altercation the next morning outside 209 Joralemon St. A 45-year-old woman reported that her gal pal threw a cup of coffee at her and her baby after an argument. The accused is still at large.

A few hours before, a camera caught three people breaking into 209 Joralemon St—aka Marty Markowitz’s office. It’s not known if proclamations or anything else was stolen. According to the cameras, the trio hung out on the first floor for half an hour before going upstairs and then leaving, making this one of the dullest break-ins ever.

Last Tuesday in my dream building, a 21-year-old woman gave permission for workers to fix the entryway in her apartment while she was out. When she returned, her $2,500 wedding ring and $550 camera were gone.

While playing basketball at McLaughlin Park last Monday, a 33-year-old (who does not read the blotter) was robbed of two iPhones and $320.

The next day, a laptop was stolen from Amplify’s office on Washington St. The report lists the laptop as a Mac worth $28,500—I’m not sure if the police added an extra zero or there were a heck of a lot of apps.

Finally, a 48-year-old woman was nabbed at Macy’s after trying to grab $76 in men’s drawers, $70 in panties, $234 in “active wear,” and $44 in Epic Threads. And that’s this week’s blotter.


Source: Brooklyn Heights Blog
http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/59446

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Around Brooklyn

Brooklyn Heights Montessori School’s New Head Begins July 1

May 29, 2013

Brooklyn Heights Montessori School (BHMS) at 185 Court Street, announces the appointment of Martha Haakmat as the new Head of School, effective July 1. Haakmat currently serves as the Head of the Middle School at Brooklyn Friends School. She replaces Dane L. Peters, who will retire at the end of this school year.

Haakmat has been an educator and leader in New York City independent schools for 26 years. In her current role at BFS, Haakmat has led and participated in curriculum evaluation, improving inter-divisional transitions and retention, redevelopment of faculty/staff supervision and growth procedures, establishing and hiring for the position of a dedicated divisional learning specialist and serving on and leading development of several all-school committees, including academic affairs, diversity and guidance.

She previously spent 14 years at Packer Collegiate Institute in numerous administrative and teaching roles, including Middle School admissions, Education Leadership Council member, Diversity Coordinator and teacher of history, humanities, English and health. Haakmat is also the founder/director and former chief consultant to EDGE (Educators for Diversity, Growth and Empowerment), which designs and conducts workshops for boards, faculty, staff, and student training in educational institutions regionally and nationally through the NYC Board of Education, Interschool, NYSAIS and NAIS.

Haakmat served on the Brooklyn Heights Montessori School Board of Trustees from 2009-2012. She holds a BA from Wesleyan University and an MS Ed from the Bank Street College of Education.


Source: Cobble Hill Blog
http://cobblehillblog.com/archives/8621

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Sports

Could this year’s Mets rival those of 1962?

May 28, 2013

A bright start to this season led me to some very qualified optimism. The Mets managed to stay at or above .500 for most of April, but it’s been pretty much downhill since then. Last week I got to wondering how this year’s team compares to the notorious 1962 first edition, which set a Major League 20th century record by losing 120 games. This year’s Mets have played 48 games and have a record of 19-29, for a winning percentage of about .388. The ’62 Mets didn’t get to game 48 until June 6 because the season started later. At that point, their record was 12-36, putting them at .250. So the 2013 Mets are, at this moment in the season, decidedly ahead of the ’62 gang. With 162 games in the current season, if today’s Mets keep to roughly the same performance level, they should lose about 100 games. Should they get worse, they could challenge the 120 loss record.

The video above tells me a lot about why I love the Mets. One commenter complains that it’s unfair to “Marvelous Marv” Throneberry who, apart from his mishaps in fielding and base running, managed to smack 16 homers for the Amazins in ’62. I think Throneberry has his revenge in the banner shown at 3:10: “Cranberry, Strawberry, we still love Throneberry.”

I started to write this post last week. Since then, the Mets avoided a sweep by the Braves, then won the opening game of their four game series with the Yankees. From this I know two things: the Mets this season can occasionally beat their traditional nemeisis in the NL East, and their season record with the Bronx Bullies won’t be 0-4. I’m keeping my enthusiasm in check.

Update: Mets score a second 2-1 victory over the hated Yanks, thereby sweeping the home end of their four game series. The remaining two games are in enemy territory, but at least we’re assured of an even split of the season’s series. I’m trying very hard not to get too enthusiastic.


Source: Self-Absorbed Boomer
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/tzVM/~3/z2ciNhlyAU0/could-this-years-mets-rival-those-of.html

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Brooklyn Heights, Events

Photoville Announces Photog Winners For Brooklyn Bridge Park Fence: Launches 6/13

May 28, 2013

United Photo Industries, Photo District News, Brooklyn Bridge Park and Flash Forward Festival have announced the selected Photographers for the Brooklyn Bridge Park Fence, which will be unveiled Thursday June 13, and will be up throughout the summer, leading up to Photoville in the Fall.

Thousands of photos were submitted for the contest, with winners on the Photoville site, in the following categories: people, play, creatures, streets and home.


Source: Brooklyn Heights Blog
http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/59479

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