Brooklyn Bugle » thebrooklynbugle http://brooklynbugle.com On the web because paper is expensive Fri, 28 Jul 2017 14:10:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.2 #BroadwayBomb: If You’re Over 16 and Your Last Name is Not Hawk Get Off the Skateboardhttp://brooklynbugle.com/2014/10/18/broadwaybomb-if-youre-over-16-and-your-last-name-is-not-hawk-get-off-the-skateboard/ http://brooklynbugle.com/2014/10/18/broadwaybomb-if-youre-over-16-and-your-last-name-is-not-hawk-get-off-the-skateboard/#comments Sat, 18 Oct 2014 22:30:19 +0000 http://brooklynbugle.com/?p=593042 The Broadway Bomb happened Saturday. This is an illegal and epic display of douchery and a fine example of the slow death of New York City. At its very best this is an example, like SantaCon or Pants Off Subway Ride, of the groupthink lemming like dig me behavior of that crazy group known as Millennials.

Seeing anyone over 16 ride a skateboard is infuriating. There are two exceptions to this rule – king of all skaters Tony Hawk (hey he’s gotta make a living) and Bart Simpson (he’s an ageless cartoon boy who has been around far more than 16 years).

Behold these manchildren taking over Broadway. Yeah, this isn’t annoying at all:

But good news folks – this is probably the event’s last year.

What do you think?

image of wax Tony Hawk via

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